Sponsor Message from Real Life
This episode of your stress is brought to you by that NIH login screen that’ll quiz you on ethics, then hand the keys to the dude looking for ‘a sneaky way’ to study who’s dumb and who’s human.
Brought to you by the same system that can track every mouse click on a grant portal but somehow can’t clock the race scientists uploading children’s DNA to mystery labs like it’s a 2-for-1 ancestry sale.
Side effects may include your baby’s MRI turning into a chart on X, white nationalists citing your family like footnotes, and a government statement that ‘safeguards are in place’—just not for you.
